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Playing Minecraft with Penn and he tells me.. Dad, Notch isn't the boss of me.

Notch isn’t the boss of me
July 11, 2015
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I'm shaving in the bathroom this morning. Penn comes in, slaps me on the ass, then says "Gimme my pancakes old man!" then runs away laughing.

Gimme my pancakes
June 28, 2015
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Quinn and I in Penn's bed this morning. He wants us out, so he takes off his PJ bottom's and sticks his butt in the air and yells, "That's it! I'm going to mark my territory!"

Mark my territory
February 9, 2015
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Daddy, after a person sells their house do they have to go camping?

Camping
September 11, 2014
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Penn tells you Tina today. "Daddy wants star wars Legos for fathers day"

Father’s day
June 7, 2014
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Showing Penn video of the Preakness Stakes this morning. He's never seen a horse race. About 1/2 through he turns to me and says "Where's the obstacles?"

Penn
May 18, 2014
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Penn started calling me "Belly man" not Dad or Daddy, just "Belly man" Then ordering me around the house like I'm his personal slave. "Belly Man, FOOD! NOW!" "BELLY MAN, I'M DONE, WIPE ME NOW!" It's important for your kids to respect you, right?

Belly man
March 29, 2014
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Daddy, is he called Captain America because he only poops once a month?

Penn
July 31, 2013
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Daddy, you're beautiful and DISGUSTING!

Penn
May 8, 2013
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